Sunday, March 05, 2006
English Tuition :
Beckham : "Their homework is so difficult these days, its totally different to what i was teached last time."
I.Q Tuition :
Jose Reyes : "My girlfried has no problem speaking english.but i guess this is because she is more intelligent than i am."
Geog Tuition :
Alan Smith : "I felt my leg go from under me, as i went to block the free kick. When i looked down, my leg was pointing one way, and my ankle was pointing towards Hong Kong.
French Tuition :
Reporter : "Carpe Diem"
Totti : " Im sorry i dont understand english"
General Knowledge Tuition :
Cafu : " Where have u been"
Totti : "Water skiing"
Cafu : " Did u have fun?"
Totti :" No, i didnt manage to find a lake that went downhill"
Common Sense Tuition
Ronaldo : " We lost because we didnt win."
Religion Tuition
Beckham : " I want Brooklyn to be christened, but i dont know what religion yet"
wtf.
Jitiano was a Red Devil @ 7:47 PM
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Food For Thought