Hi ppl, today was a pretty ordinary day, pretty typical.
The only thing kinda different was de bloody health check-up that replaced P.E.
Damm.
I was like hoping to do hurdles or something la, but we ended up in the library with those nurses.
It was a long process of checking all de kid's eyesight and spine. They were using some sort of protracter to measure the angle of ur spine or to detect signs of any 'growth'.
Oh yea, this reminds me of something.
Fer the uninitiated, de professional medical terms fer these 'growth' are called (something)humps. (pun not intended)
During de check-up, some dumb-ass ppl were like :"haha- humps -...hmm..yea...ehh... HEY, i got leh!"
Apparently they do not know the perverse meaning of de word.
Then still got more gao xiao cases.
A few were going(decline to name them) :"LOLz humps.. hmm...yea...haha. HEY! i got a lump on my hump!"
LOLZ. Aint that dumb.
If you got a lump on ur hump, u seriously gotta go for a mammagram(something like that)
Then the library would be like kinda radioactive with all de equiptment fer those lumpy ppl, who go in not realising bout the lump on their hump. Man... they don't know what they are saying.
Moral of the story : Before you speak, direct the sentence through ur brain. Absorb. Ponder. Use common sense. Then start speaking.
When it was my turn, the nurse attending to me was like so damm inaudible 'till i was like punctuating her questions with pardans(x2). Finally i heard something. She asked me when did my woice break. I was quite stoned. Im still quite childish u noe. How was i suppose to answer that?!? I cautiously told her im not very sure and guess what she said.
Go see a doctor. wth.
Mayb im ignorant or something, but I mean, do u see a doctor to find out whether has ur woice broken. OK mayb. de E.N.T. But how would they know when exactly did u break your woice. I dont think they would exam de tissues in ur vocal cords to determine the period ur voice got deeper... Dont think they can disect ur adam's apple to find out... Dont think they carry a decibel meter...
I then went on to give an ambiguous answer of 'after psle, before this year'.
Dont know what she wrote. I think 13 yrs old.
Then to the spinal check.
The nurse was like trying to freeze my accupoint or something. They were literally digging into my back. I think it only happened to me.
All went well and i had a very straight spine =D ( no humps, unlike some ppl)
The day wore on with us getting results...
Nth much after that
Next up- Man Utd vs. Wigan at JJB Stadium, 3.30am Tuesday, Singapore Time.
Reckon their gonna win. Like always.